1 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,420 Hey, I just had so much fun at the club. 2 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:27,960 You need to be quiet. You're going to wake Mama. 3 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440 It's fine. 4 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,159 What have you been up to? 5 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:34,940 Watching TV. 6 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,100 Oh yeah? 7 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 That's lame. 8 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,360 You're so lame. 9 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:40,600 Why don't you ever do anything fun? 10 00:00:41,839 --> 00:00:42,839 I'm not laying. 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Yeah, you are. 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,660 So... Oh, my God. I'm so drunk. 13 00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,820 So, at the club, there was this guy who I made out with, and it was awesome. 14 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:05,120 Like, he took me to the bathroom and, like, pinned me against the wall and was 15 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,900 making out with me. I don't want to hear about this stuff. Why are you telling 16 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:12,370 me about this? Why? It's not weird or anything. It is weird. What? Haven't you 17 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:13,850 ever had a girlfriend or something? 18 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:19,710 It's fun. So he pinned me up against the wall and was making out with me. 19 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:25,730 And then he had to go all of a sudden because I guess he had a girlfriend and 20 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:26,730 didn't even know. 21 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,690 So that was my night. 22 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:35,630 And then, yeah, it was an interesting club night. It was so fun. 23 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,920 You definitely need a girlfriend. 24 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,660 Like, I feel like you've never even touched a girl before. 25 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,000 I have touched a girl before. 26 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,260 Have you? 27 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,420 Yeah. When? 28 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,280 None of your business. 29 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:53,720 I feel like, is it because you have a small dick? 30 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,780 No, I don't. I feel like you have a small dick. 31 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,200 My dick's fine. 32 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:00,660 Let me see. 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,820 What are you talking about? Stop it. 34 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,080 Let me see. Like, prove it. 35 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:07,740 Prove it? 36 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,820 You need to go to bed. 37 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,080 Like, it's not weird at all. Like, I just want to know. 38 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,660 I'm not going to bring my dick to my sister. 39 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:18,080 You have a small dick, that's why. 40 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,060 I don't have a small dick. 41 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,280 Yeah, you do. 42 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,920 Show me. 43 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,020 Stop. 44 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,100 Show me. 45 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,140 What are you doing? 46 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,380 What are you doing? 47 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Damn. 48 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,220 As small as I thought it would be. 49 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:40,300 It's actually big. 50 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,060 Wait. 51 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,240 You need to go to bed, okay? No, it's fine. 52 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,760 Just don't say anything. 53 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,080 It's fine. 54 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,640 You're crazy. 55 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,360 No, I'm not crazy. 56 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,480 What if mom comes in here? 57 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,320 Then so what? 58 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:01,900 She's not going to say anything. She's not going to wake up like it's the 59 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,819 of the night. 60 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,380 It's like 4 a .m. 61 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:22,750 I just want to give you some experience since you're really lame and no girl 62 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,970 knows you or talks to you. 63 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,110 You just have to be experienced. 64 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,400 Your dick's actually big. 65 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,680 You got this. 66 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,520 like that. 67 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,160 I feel good. 68 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,839 Better than I thought it would be. 69 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,839 Thanks. 70 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 You're not going to tell anybody about this, right? 71 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,520 Nobody, crazy. 72 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,440 Okay. It's our little secret. 73 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,600 Yeah. 74 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, 75 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140 I'm going to go to bed. 76 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,179 I love you. 77 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,260 I love you, too. Good night. Good night.